so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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