is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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