i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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