So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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