"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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