is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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