Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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