We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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