what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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