i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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