ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
The beer is more important than you right now.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
