My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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