problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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