do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dicks are not precious.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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