the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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