My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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