I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Nicole vs. Life
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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