Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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