Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
