i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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