Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
be right there i have to get my cape
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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