woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize