Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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