K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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