then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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