so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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