"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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