Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
