i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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