have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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