another moral hangover. fuck.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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