Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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