I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
seriously i just wanna be friends
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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