What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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