IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Congratulations! We have a period
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