Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
