Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
