I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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