The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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