I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
