Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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