she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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