Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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