I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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