I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
