when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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