Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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