im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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