Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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