oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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