He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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