Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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