You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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